The red pineapple of DOOM

The Red Pineapple of DOOM



Many years ago, at Caligula’s 50th Birthday, a mysterious shadow left a pineapple, as red as blood, with these words imprinted “For the most gruesome of them all”. Three gods wished it: Ares, Simus and Osamus. A furious battle between them was followed next. Mortals from all over the world joined them making the first armies of history, and making the 3 gods, the first commanders. Bloody battles all over the world started the first war of all time. The war lasted decades and took the lifes of many mortals. At the end, the army commanded by Ares left triumphant, making him the God of War. When he went to claim his reward, the pineapple rot as soon as he touched it. The mysterious shadow left laughing. He caused a war, with just a pineapple. That’s why, where there’s a reason to fight, and there’s men, there’s war.

How the pony won the race

Part 2 anad Part 3

Part 2
The pony was so sad, that he escaped and run into the forest. He ran so quickly that he got lost. He didn't want to see again that bad monkey in his life.

Part 3
A little hare listen the cries of the unhappy pony. So the hare went nearer the pony and asked him -" Why are you sad?", the pony answered him -" I was cring... Because my owner didn't... love me as I love him because so fast as other ponies, can you help me?

Formal letter

                                                                                                                                          29 of April 2009

Dear Mr. Agent,
                          I am writing this letter to inform you that I have already invented the latest technological weapon for you and for your company.
I will send you a picture of the weapon for you to watch it, please tell me what you think if I have to fix it. I will go to your company to show it in person and to practice with it because it so technologic that it has many bottons that is very confusing.

I look forward to your reply.

Your sincerely,

Mr. Richard Bixby

Informal letter

Dear mom,

How are you?Well I'm writing to you because I'm hungry of carrots or another thing to eat because there are three hunters around my house . I'm afraid that if I go out they will hurt me, even kill me, so please be quiet when you come to my house .
Bring something from your kitchen to hurt them, if they see you and attack you..Or tell dad if he wants to come because he is stronger and taller than you, I think.
Well thats all, please come!
Thank you.
Your son, Bugs Bunny.